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Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli

Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai

Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki

Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO

DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA

TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

upar likha hai most wanted

neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi

humne uski doli utha rakhi thi

hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi

issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE

PANI PITA HO PIPE SE

KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI

JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE

Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,

Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,

Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.

Internet par ladki pataayi

Internet par ho gayi sagaayi

Internet par divorce ho gaya

Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA

TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI

Tum WO MAJNOO HAI

JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Na ishq karna mere yaar

ye ladkiya bahut satati hai

na karna in par aitbar

ye kharch bahut karwati hai

recharge tum karwa ke dete ho

or number mera lagati hai

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain

Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,

pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,

Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,

Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,

Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,

Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,

To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM

AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE

YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO

BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,

ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,

pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka

tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai..

Tum door sahi majboor sahi,

par yaad tumhari aati hai,

Jab saans wahan par

leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM

AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE

YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO

BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya

Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.

Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,

Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai,

Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,

Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge,

Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.

Mail is Composed and Sent by

Syed Hassan Ali

Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu ki hai dil ke saat

“Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath

Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad

Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main

“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”

Ab ham tum he say karain gay chat

Ab ham tum he say karain gay chat

d for dog n c for cat

2 he bar Aata hoon net par main

aik tairay anay say pehlay aik tairay janay k bad

Apki chatting may dobnay ko dil chahta hai

magar kia karoon kambakht bech may computer ajata hai

Saray arman darya wich bah gay

wo mujh ko Bhai type kar gay

Tairay offline honay k bad bhe main nay

je bar k tujhay kosa hai

Hamare jan par Dohra azab hai

k chat he nahe mail bhe tujhay karne hai

Tairay bina chat ka maza mujhay bhata nahe

jistarhan phika gharboza koi khata nahe

Roz ye kahte hoon delete kardoon ga usay

roz he chat karnay baith jata hoon

Aik fun he tu ham nay sekha hai

loagon ko add kejeyae phir delete kardejeyae

Mila jo waqat mujhay un say chat karnay ka

maira naseb k light nay sath chor deya

Din ko bhe ham online huvay raat ko bhe

mukhtalif rooms may bhe chat kartay rahay

sara din type kartay rahay phir bhe magar na type huvay

janay kia kambakht kharabe the keyboard may jo words type nahe huvay

Chatters say ulagh kar unhain mun chirana maire fitrat hai

mujhay block honay pay ashk bahana nahe ata

Ao chup ke zuban may

itne chat karain k thak jain

Apni chat say main bhe wakif nahe

jab maire batain samjh lo mujhko bhe samjha daina

Chat karo ya block karo gila nahe kartay

light na ho tu chatters yaqenan online aya nahe kartay

kardo delete mujh ko magar ye khayal rahay

ham jaisay chatters bar bar mila nahe kartay

Unki chat ko kabhe ghor say parha hai

nahe sanjedge hai aur na he mazah hai

Ebtaidah ye k add huvay

intayha ye k delete hogay

Main nay bhe dartay dartay net k samander may ghota lagaya

jab koi bhe na pata tu main bahar nikal aya

Mat daikh kise ko hikarat ke nazar say

har chatter kise ka mehbob hota hai

kitna mazah hai maire chatting may

sanjedha loag bhe maire chat daikh kar shokh hogay

Jo kartay hain ache chat

wo bhe hojatay hain block daikho

Ye paheleyan atkaileyan ye heraneyan nadaniyan mushkil bare ye chating hai

bezateyan bechaneyan khamoshiyan tanhaeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai

machboreyan manmaneyan email karna reply ka wait karna mushkil bare ye chating

hai

ye khusheyan abadeyan weraniyan barbadeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai

Hamare typing tu aik fun hai

lagta hai tu hamre chating say buhat he tang hai…

ORIGINAL

ORIGINAL :

Tumse milne ki tamanna hai…………pyar ka eerada hai…………

aur ek vaada hai…………J..a….a..n..a…m……..

MODIFIED :

Tumko marne ki tamanna hai……dushmani ka eerada hai……….

aur ek vaada hai…………..Z…..a…a…l…i…m………

ORIGINAL :

Tum paas ayae…………. yun muskuraye…………….

tum ne na jaane kya……… sapne dikhaye…………

ab to mera dil jaage na soota hai………….kya karun hai……

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai…………….

MODIFIED :

Machar paas ayae…………yun bhin bhinayae…………..

machar ne na jaane kyon ………sapne churaye…………

ab to raat bhar so nahin paata hun…………kya karun hai….

Machar Bhin Bhinate Hain………..

ORIGINAL:

Bazigar O…. bazigar…….tu hai bada Jaadugar………….

mera dil tha akela …………tune khel aisa khela ………….

tere yaad mein jaagu raat bhar…..r..r..r..r…….

MODIFIED:

Bazigar O…. bazigar…….tu hai bada Dhokebar………….

tune dil mera tooda …………maine Fevicol se jooda ………….

tere yaad mein mare Machaar…..r..r..r..r…….

ORIGINAL:

Jab bhi koi ladki deekhon……..mera dil dewana bole

ole……ole ole……ole…ole…ole………

gaon tarana yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole………….

Ole…..Ole …..Ole……………….Ole….Ole…..Ole……..

MODIFIED:

Jab bhi koi Party deekhon……..mera bhoka paet (stomach) bole

chole……chole…chole……chole…chole…chole………

khao bhar paet yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole………….

chOle…..chOle

…..chOle……………….chOle….chOle…..chOle……..

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Smile A while , And When You Smile

Others Will Smile.

And Soon There`ll Be, Miles And Miles Of Smiles

And Life`ll Be Worthwhile

While You Smile.

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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,

Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,

hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,

hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,

free SMS ki scheme me.

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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,

Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai

Good Morning

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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,

Dil tute to Maikhane bane,

Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..

Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…

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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,

Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,

Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,

Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…

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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,

yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,

don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,

lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,

hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,

tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,

jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,

yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,

pade bhi to kya pade

yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai…

Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo

Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,

Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast

Miss call toa kar liya karo

Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi

Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi

Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi

Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,

Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.

Itna khusnasib to hum na the

Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the

Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye

ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye

Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari

Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri

Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,

Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,

Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,

Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,

Agar awaaz hot toh.

Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,

Agar Saaz ho toh.

Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,

Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,

Agar Mumtaj ho toh…

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.

Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,

peeche walon ko age na jaane do

aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.

Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge

Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge

Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin

Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

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Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .

Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.

Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,

Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

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Ittefaq se hum mile,

Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,

Ittefaq se hum dost bane,

Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,

Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

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Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,

Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,

Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,

Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

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Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,

Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,

Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,

Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

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Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,

Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,

Par hai re meri futi kismat,

Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,

Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,

Majburi to dekho is dil ki.

Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

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Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,

Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,

Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,

Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,

Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,

Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,

Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…

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Jab bhi hota hain deedar,

dil dhadakta hai baar baar,

par yeh sochkar kehte hain,

ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…

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Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,

thoda nai besumar kiya tha,

dil tut kar reh gaya,

jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

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Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,

Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,

Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …

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Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,

husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,

faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,

ki unke haath peele ho gaye….

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Wo chham chham kar ke aayi

wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi

main sindoor le kar khada tha

wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

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Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,

Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,

Zamana teji ka hai,

Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!

Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,

Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!

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Pani Main Tairna machali ka style

Hawa me udna panchi ka style

Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style

Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

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Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,

Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .

Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,

Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.

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Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,

Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,

Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,

Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….

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Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,

Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,

Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,

Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge….

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,

Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,

Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,

Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…