😂funny / hilarious shayariya arz hai Arz Hai… Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai… na ishq kar mare yaar Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai, na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,, recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai … har taraf padhai ka saya hai Har taraf padhai ka saya hai Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai… tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge, Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge, Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……, Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge… teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge… zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho, Dil mile na mile haath milate raho, Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga, Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho… usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai, Humne uski doli sajai hai, Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!! paani mein whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai, Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai, Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai, Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai… :) teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :) dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna, Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat, Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…